Saturday | July 21, 2007

The War on Polyps

In surgery today, five polyps were removed from President George W. Bush.  The President is currently looking at invading Iran, so we can fight the polyps there before we have to fight them here.

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Surprises in Washington

The biggest surprise today is that Bush handed over power to Dick Cheney today, as the President underwent a colonoscopy...and Bush didn't suffer a misfortune on the operating table, and then Cheney actually gave power back.  In another surprise, Cheney didn't give Scooter Libby a full pardon. 

And Cheney didn't order the assassination of the Washington press corps. 

Okay, that last one was a long shot.  But the other two seemed possible.
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