Mr. Irrelevant
Dennis Kucinich, who is in the running for the most irrelevant candidate for President (on my scorecard, he leads Tancredo and Brownback by a whisker, and just trails Gravel), surely asked the most irrelevant question about our Iraq adventure: “Did the White House have a press strategy for the Iraq war?”
Donald Rumsfeld answered, “Americans are dying over in Iraq , and you want to talk about PR, you useless bastard?” Actually, I’m sorry, Rumsfeld answered, “If there was, it obviously wasn’t very good.”
But the first answer might have been a better idea.
