Tuesday | February 26, 2008

Clinton Campaign Drowning in Proposed Committees

For nearly every problem our nation faces, her answer is a committee.  For instance, Hillary Clinton’s idea to deal with drought is a “water summit”.  A summit, of course, means one of two things:  Either the highest point, or a meeting.  Let us give Senator Clinton the benefit of the doubt, and presume she does not hope to end drought by having a tsunami (which features a very high point of water indeed) land on the sufferers.  Let us suppose she meant a meeting.  That still leaves me to point out that the idea of meeting on water is functionally unsound.  Even supposing you can gather a group together in the water, note-taking would be virtually impossible, as paper would be useless, and electronic devices dangerous to bring, and it would dampen a meeting considerably if some of the participants drowned.  It’s ideas like this that have plagued her campaign.
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