In Defense of Lindsay Lohan
What no one is talking about is how Ms. Lohan only turned 21 on July 2nd. So maybe her story that it was someone else's cocaine in her nose...er, I mean, car...isn't terribly credible. But she only turned 21 a few weeks ago. So she's been a little high-spirited. She must be so excited to finally be allowed in bars!
What?
Look, she can't have gone to bars before then. To knowingly admit someone who was publicly underage would be the sort of thing that courts fines, jeopardizes liquor licenses, and exposes the participants to lawsuits and even prison. Surely any places which enabled her misbehavior would have been punished before she started getting arrested for Class A narcotics.
Or else, you know, the police and the press and the hip night clubs are complicit in anything she does. Book them all for conspiracy to commit a crime.
What?
Look, she can't have gone to bars before then. To knowingly admit someone who was publicly underage would be the sort of thing that courts fines, jeopardizes liquor licenses, and exposes the participants to lawsuits and even prison. Surely any places which enabled her misbehavior would have been punished before she started getting arrested for Class A narcotics.
Or else, you know, the police and the press and the hip night clubs are complicit in anything she does. Book them all for conspiracy to commit a crime.
