Girls on Film
I’ve never thought much of Paris Hilton, but I do think that now there’s a viable movie pitch. Cast her with Winona Ryder. Just think of the movie trailer, “In a story ripped from the headlines, Winona Ryder and Paris Hilton are…Girls Behind Bars! You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll root for them to make sweet, tender love to one another!” I can just see it.
Figuratively speaking, of course.
